Beijing, China
After a thorough
investigation by the European Health Agency, there is major concern for the safety
of all who live in or near certain government facilities. Apparently, these
government complexes house the Ministry of Program Design and Infection.
Unnamed sources
state that there is a biological nightmare that has accidently been released on
the very people it was designed to protect.
According to famed
Indocteroligist, Dr. Ima Hieneispanker of Denmark, we are in for a rough ride
here. Hienespanker said “This was supposed to go to Hong Kong to control the
riots there. Trouble is, literacy in China isn’t the best in the work and someone
sent it to Wuhan instead! China has initiated a fire that will not burn out
soon enough!”
This was also
backed up by Dr. Kani Pulurhare of Germany. Pulurhare stated the “The situation
is very intense here!”
Pulurhare and
Hieneispanker both are in agreement that
if the position and mood are right, this could turn out to mutually benefit all
parties involved. “It will involve some pain;” said Heinespanker; “but no pain,
no gain!”
When asked
about the cause of the position that has arisen and what to expect Dr.
Pulurhare was flush with excitement about the pending conflict, saying “It
keeps your focus on the end game and just adds to the excitement of the
situation! Nothing anyone really wants to admit to doing, but obviously they
do!”
Pulurhare and
Hieneispanker said to stay tuned for further updates.
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