Tuesday, January 28, 2020

What is going on in China?


Beijing, China

After a thorough investigation by the European Health Agency, there is major concern for the safety of all who live in or near certain government facilities. Apparently, these government complexes house the Ministry of Program Design and Infection.

Unnamed sources state that there is a biological nightmare that has accidently been released on the very people it was designed to protect.

According to famed Indocteroligist, Dr. Ima Hieneispanker of Denmark, we are in for a rough ride here. Hienespanker said “This was supposed to go to Hong Kong to control the riots there. Trouble is, literacy in China isn’t the best in the work and someone sent it to Wuhan instead! China has initiated a fire that will not burn out soon enough!”

This was also backed up by Dr. Kani Pulurhare of Germany. Pulurhare stated the “The situation is very intense here!”

Pulurhare and Hieneispanker both  are in agreement that if the position and mood are right, this could turn out to mutually benefit all parties involved. “It will involve some pain;” said Heinespanker; “but no pain, no gain!”

When asked about the cause of the position that has arisen and what to expect Dr. Pulurhare was flush with excitement about the pending conflict, saying “It keeps your focus on the end game and just adds to the excitement of the situation! Nothing anyone really wants to admit to doing, but obviously they do!”

Pulurhare and Hieneispanker said to stay tuned for further updates.

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